Because Sometimes, I'm Just About the Stupid Quizzes

Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)

Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.

So basically, I'm rare. Not like a a steak, or a cool mammal, but more along the lines of "natural selection killed the rest of y'all off" rare. And the "elegant" bit? No idea.

In Which I am Katharine Hepburn

Your Score: Katharine Hepburn

You scored 14% grit, 28% wit, 61% flair, and 9% class!

You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the
Classic Leading Man Test.

Which was, for the longest time, a life goal for me. Although honestly, most of the time I'd rather be Rosalind Russelll. Now there's a dame!

The Golden Age of the Rubber Shoe

There will come a time when the majority will look back on this time in our history and wonder what people were thinking.

Some of us don't have to wait; we ask the question with every expression of horror on our faces when we encounter them. Can anyone explain the appeal---on any level ---of brightly colored synthetic footwear?

The Founder of the Madness: Crocs

I just. Don't. Get. It. And frankly, I'm not sure I want to. How are they comfortable? And for people who make their children wear them, how do they possibly encourage proper arch development?

The Wrongness of this...

will reverberate throughout time.

James Doohan's Ashes Lost (and not even in space!).

You just don't play Scotty like that. I'm sorry, but you don't. I canae believe it...

Deep in the Heart of the Airport

So, Texas is just as nightmarishly humid as I remember.

The meeting went fine, and I felt like the dykeiest woman in the room because I wasn't wearing makeup and heels.

I was at the airport by 1:45 for my 4:00 flight (and no, there were no earlier flights I could have taken. I checked.)

Which would have been fine, had the plane actually left at 4:00.

Instead, the plane decided it wanted to stay here, so I have to take a 7:00 flight now.

Because this is Texas, they have a nail salon here near the gate.

I may get my nails done, because I am THAT bored.

At least I have the Internet…best $10 I ever spent.

I should also charge my IPod.

Books of the Airport: The Spy Who Came in From the Cold AND The Alienist

Quick Survey

Let's take a quiz...

Pretend you are me. Just...try. You can do it. You are being force-marched to your company's corporate headquarters for a 1-day meeting. You will be on a shuttle bus for about an hour, on a plane for about 4 hours, then at the hotel for a night, meeting, then a 5-hour flight home (you stop over in LA) back to SFO and an hour shuttle ride home.

How many books do you (being me, remember?) need?

a) 2 - one for each plane ride
b) 5- because you may get bored
c) 7 - this should stop you buying any books at the airport
d) 3 books and at least six audio books on your IPod, because at any moment, you may become bored.
e) Other (please specify)

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